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Anonymous:
Dear Papa Erwin, show us your best Levi impression!

papaerwin:

"Poop jokes."

Oh, Levi! I was just talking about you.

professingmoriarty:
Dear Papa Erwin, what is your favourite joke?

papaerwin:

Well, I have one that Levi really likes.

It goes… I used to be addicted to soap— [trying not to laugh]

—but then I got clean, haha!

Anonymous:
Dear Papa Erwin, how was your visit to the capital?

papaerwin:

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The Survey Corps got funding.

ladykyuubi:

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natasssssssssshhhhhhhhhha:

sirdef:

GIVE ME THE MOVIE

galentine’s gift exchange pinch hit for brbshittoavenge! happy galentine’s darling!

These are scientific facts. Tony ran the numbers.

ask-aot-eren:

memos-from-heichou:

Eren Jaeger and Armin Arlet are to stay no less than fifty meters from each other at all times until they can learn to resist the apparently strong urge to break out into renditions of “Don’t Drop That Durka Durk.”

Further-damn-more, if any of you other brats decide that doing so is prudent, I’m going to punt your ass halfway to Sina.

Got it?” 

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YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP US?!

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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my-friend-the-frog:

its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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malkiewicz:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

longlivekrissi:

eren takes easter too seriously, and yes he’s even wearing a fluffy tail

decadentwesterner:

versaceslut:

i love courtney so much

courtney act is Australia’s most valuable resource 

caligulascookie:

It’s so funny how everyone portrays Her Imperious Condescension as a formal, dignified, regal empress, and then you read her pesterlogs and 

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Yes. So regal.

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Look how queenly she is.

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The epitome of royal behavior.

ponderism