Oh, Levi! I was just talking about you.
Well, I have one that Levi really likes.
It goes… I used to be addicted to soap— [trying not to laugh]
—but then I got clean, haha!
The Survey Corps got funding.
GIVE ME THE MOVIE
galentine’s gift exchange pinch hit for brbshittoavenge! happy galentine’s darling!
These are scientific facts. Tony ran the numbers.
“Eren Jaeger and Armin Arlet are to stay no less than fifty meters from each other at all times until they can learn to resist the apparently strong urge to break out into renditions of “Don’t Drop That Durka Durk.”
Further-damn-more, if any of you other brats decide that doing so is prudent, I’m going to punt your ass halfway to Sina.
YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP US?!
its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
eren takes easter too seriously, and yes he’s even wearing a fluffy tail
i love courtney so much
courtney act is Australia’s most valuable resource